I had to shut down comments on an old Museworthy post about male art models and a “problem” unique to them. All it was intended to be was an amusing little trifle of a post with a cute video for a chuckle. It took me a whopping five minutes to compose and that’s including the embed. But it has become a blog nemesis of my own creation, one that simply will not die! I swear to god I REGRET EVER HAVING PUBLISHED THAT DAMN POST!!!!!
To the men out there who are nude art models – or are just CLAIMING to be nude art models – who are Googling the terms “male model erections”, ” art class ejaculations”, “erect penis life drawing”, all of which appear daily in my search engine stats, STOP WRITING ME EMAILS ABOUT YOUR ERECTIONS!!! STOP DESCRIBING YOUR ERECTIONS TO ME IN GRAPHIC EXCRUCIATING DETAIL!!! STOP TRYING TO GET YOUR LENGTHY EXPLICIT ART CLASS ERECTION “STORIES” COMMENTED ON THAT POST!!! Like the Peter Finch character in the film “Network”, I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!!! So, AS OF RIGHT NOW, COMMENTS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!! Praise the lord!!!!
This . . is NOT . . A PORN SITE!! Is that understood????? My 73 year old mother reads this blog!! I love my mother. I don’t want her reading that shit!! NOBODY wants to read that shit!! The subject, stupid as it is, can easily be discussed in a tasteful, discreet, humorous, self-deprecating manner. But NOOOOOOOO!!! You perverts are getting off on the whole inane topic. So again, I DEMAND that you STOP WITH THE ERECTION STORIES!!!!!!!!! I’m not interested!! My inbox is being bombarded with that crap! My patience has run out! And now, after NINE MONTHS of email/comment moderation hell, I have finally . . . snapped! :shaves head . . . spray paints walls . . . puts on straightjacket . . . checks self into Bellevue Hospital . . . hums “Guantanamera” while sitting in pysch ward:
So to those of you who tried to enter a comment on that post and want to know why it never appeared, here’s why: I SPAMMED your sleazy asses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You’ve been devoured by Akismet where you belong.
Do you guys even LOOK at the rest of the blog??? DO YOU??? What makes you think this is a place where you can casually use the terms “cum” and “throbbing” and “man meat”, etc?? Huh?? What the hell is this, Penthouse Forum???? How disrespectful and conceited and presumptuous of you assholes to just ASSUME that your aroused state is even REMOTELY INTERESTING to total strangers – like me and my readers, for example! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!! If you were real FINE ARTS MODELS with any class or self-respect, you wouldn’t talk like that. It’s disgusting and debases the whole profession you shitheads! Grow up, would you?
I write about so many things on this blog that are art-related and art modeling-related. I put a lot of love and effort into them. And yet THE ONLY “MEANINGFUL” THING YOU MORONS FIND TO COMMENT ABOUT IS YOUR ERECTIONS???? And for FIVE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS!!! Are you kidding me????? You’re art models, and getting an erection on the model stand IS YOUR PROUDEST MOMENT????? You have NOTHING else to discuss here or contribute?? How pathetic! It’s my belief that you dipshits aren’t serious, dedicated art models at all. You’re just EXHIBITIONIST TRASH!!!
So listen up and listen good, because I’m not gonna say this ever again: I DON’T CARE that you’re not circumcized, I DON’T CARE how your balls hang, I DON”T CARE how hard you get, I DON’T CARE that an attractive female artist was making eyes at you (suuuuure she was!) and I DON’T CARE that everyone “loves” to look at and “admires” your “impressive” genitalia (oh pleeeaaaase!!! In your imagination maybe. Keep dreaming, pal!)
Hey jackasses, I KNOW what an erection looks like, OK? And I know what it signifies. Duh! But gee, thanks ever so much for the info!! I really, really needed the education. :eyeroll:
I’m not exactly a prudish kind of girl. Far from it!! It takes an awful lot to offend me, especially in sex talk. But you guys have now succeeded in offending even me!! ME!! Congratulations! That’s quite an accomplishment! Hope you’re happy.
And by the way, just on a purely personal note, there are men I know whose erections, or potential erections, ARE of great interest to me. Others not so much. Like YOURS!!!! You lecherous, misogynistic, voyeuristic, degenerate, Internet trolls! Get a life!
Rant over . . . takes a deep breath 🙂